Why did Alex tweet that Cherimon is real? Is he trolling us? Do you watch Sherlock? Have you read TFiOS? Are you a dandelion dreamer (that's not a reference)? Oh, I want you to be real so badly. You're just lovely.
I apologize for that comment, I'm not normally like that... but candy floss makes everyone act spazzy. Especially me. I'm going to stop commenting on here now because I'm probably bothering you (still assuming you're real). So I'll only comment if there's an emergency and I require the super services of *pauses and looks up at the sky* Cloning Charlie."